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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


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In a smoke filled room with your father watching me-
there’s three doors and no keys///// It’s rising, it’s choking me


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The “Everybody is done with everybody” Wedding


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rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals


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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 


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suicideblonde:

MAKING FRIENDS WITH CERSEI LANNISTER


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she’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s miss united states


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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 


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lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.