March 2013
5 posts
lilmotel:
envyadams:
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
“It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...”
– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)
reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
January 2013
40 posts
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gamsee:
squarekun:
gamsee:
all of my friends are hot and im a egg
lay upon all your friends and fry yourself
this is the most inspirational thing thats ever been said to me
fasterfood:
sleep? life is too short for that. ill sleep when im dead. actually a nap does sound nice right now. *does a double backflip into my grave* it’s time
kidouyuuto:
why talk about marshall lee when you can talk about lemongrab
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Getting power on at the new place tomorrow. They told us to make sure the mains switch was off, so I went round and did that. Wasn’t really sure how to read the switch (very old switch board) it had a O and a I instead of on and off. I guessed that O represented a circuit and I a broken circuit. Turns out, it is instead derived from binary, with I meaning on and O meaning off.
Now I have to...
““What nobody tells people who are beginners — and I really wish someone had told...”
– Ira Glass (via thatkindofwoman)
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I have a house and a job now.
jonsnipples:
oh ym god i was drawing this stupid picture and because i’m lazy I was just gonna use a photo of a leaf to make a brush, so i did it and i was doodling with it to make sure it worked but something seemed a bit off so i zoomed in and
i used the wrong picture that’s nOT WHAT I WANTE D AT ALL I’VE HAD NO SLEPEP I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
eridanampora:
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me
apriki:
leonardo dicaprio, desperate for an oscar, begins to take roles more diabolical and cruel than ever before
eventually he spends so much time playing these characters
that he becomes them
he wins the award in his late 60’s
but it’s too late
he is the villain now
onlinepunk:
mamaa-just-killed-a-man:
onlinepunk:
every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like
you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals?
since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole. everything is valid for making notes i guess.
64kbps:
parents making fun of your shyness in front of people you dont know
fasterfood:
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
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Cereal but no milk.
Also, no money.
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Also, I got the lease on a charmingly ugly house.
Just sneezed so hard I hurt my neck.
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Interview went well, as far as I can tell from my limited experience.
Will back hear soon.
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-zanarkand:
i don’t know how to talk to you guys so i don’t
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I have a job interview tomorrow, after the group one today.
I have never been to a formal interview.
They’re very friendly, but what are they going to ask me that will take 45 minutes?
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December 2012
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