Plucky Juggernaut

Apr 17


“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via chickenyaoi)

Apr 16



Apr 15



do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via livefrommyhouse)


drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(via permissiontospeaksir)

Apr 14






when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met


(Source: luuuvbug, via lizlime)



Apr 13


what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via australiansanta)


Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via generalbooty)