I’m an honest person. I’m not gonna let this happen.
This was a disgusting thing for Rae to do. Outing someone, under any circumstances, is terrible, and I hope the show goes on to address what a bad thing this is rather than couching it as simply “being honest”.
Affair to Remember
Lauren Cohan and Steven Yeun photographed by Williams + Hirakawa for Los Angeles Magazine
I’m still upset about Borders closing
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
vaguely threatening Valentine card
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Paul Rudd in Clueless (1995)
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Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off